SurvivaBalls — Do We Really Need Them?

— How best for you and your family to survive a nuclear attack or climate change catastrophe

Michael Weddle
2 min readMar 10, 2022

It was at a 2005 insurance industry conference on catastrophic loss held at The Ritz Carlton Hotel on Amelia Island in Florida that SuvivaBall was first introduced. The introductory presentation was themed What Noah Knew: Old Models for New Conditions with Haliburton’s Fred S. Wolf and Dr. Northrup Goody presenting.

Haliburton’s Novel SuvivaBall!

Having watched YouTube’s Storm Chasers for years and by keeping a close eye on various Pentagon reports and what with those pesky Russians, in my humble opinion, I think SurvivaBall seems a clever and important device to have these days. This is especially true given how badly our world has been deteriorating.

So why would I recommend SuvivaBall?

Well, lately, I’ve been strongly recommending that my friends begin buying the kind of school desks we once ducked under back in the ’50s and early ’60s. This would especially be helpful given the reality of those horrible Russians! I mean you watch television, you’ve seen the news. Think how much we hate Putin. We all know, deep down in our hearts, that he’d do this!

Indeed, we Americans need protection!

Besides, the way our government leaders have been behaving in general, with their diligent efforts to protect the interests of the oligarchy they serve, we definitely need all the protection we can get given their piss-poor decision-making and all. Don’t you agree, in order to stay safe today, we need something much more protective than what the ordinary helmet provides?

Patriots Need Definite Protection!

So I’m now recommending my that friends stop buying the desks. They’re way better off buying up SuvivaBall suits!

Be safe. Be alert. Spread the word! No nukes!

PS: A shout-out to Katie Halper for highlighting this very important issue on her YouTube Show!

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Michael Weddle
Michael Weddle

Written by Michael Weddle

Founder of Boston’s Climate Change Band; former NH State Representative; Created Internet’s 1st Anti-War Debate; Supporter of Bernie Sanders & Standing Rock!

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