Bacon-Wrapped Scalloped Democrats vs. Fried Clam Democrats … Huh?

[Originally published as a Facebook Note with slight editing — forgive my inelegant language as I only swore for emphasis as blunt language was required]

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Lift a drink of piss and vinegar to the wine and cheese Democrats who’ve succeeded, by the April 26th primary election results, in destroying the once authentic, real grassroots Democratic Party!

Plain and clear, ‘fore it’s too late, please heed: You CAN NOT have Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee lest you accurately be labeled a “fool!”

She’ll be clobbered, she’ll be trounced, she will be destroyed, she’ll become decimated and, at a very minimum, she’ll be thoroughly embarrassed by Donald Trump’s candidacy! Indeed, Clinton’s political hopes will be seen as dismal and done once her political supporters peer a realistic glimpse into their respective condo-like mirrors, now or the day after!

Did anyone, by chance, happen to hear Trump’s 4/26 victory speech? Or did political ‘insider’ earmuffs plug up the hearing. Image-wise, do you think Trump’s lil’ devils, Karl Rove and Roger Stone-types will be creaming their jeans knowing they’ve finally getting a long-sought opportunity to tear Clinton apart?

Ye of bacon-wrapped scallop desire, who the hell ever told you Hillary Clinton was cool? She’s not! Never was. She’s not even “super!” Remember when it was once “cool” to say someone or something was “super?” Well, it’s not! Never was, and isn’t now! Meanwhile, rank and file working people want fried clams. These folks would appreciate going on a nice date, or if married be able to get away from the kids, go to the oceanside, sit on a park bench and munch down enjoyable fried clams! Sadly, they no longer can afford ‘em!

All the above in consideration, one wants a candidate running for the presidency who one can proudly and steadfastly proclaim: Right, the fuck-on!!! [forgive my inelegance!] But Hillary Clinton? I’m sorry. She represents the same ole’ lobbyist-styled bacon-wrapped scallops politics crowd. This just won’t do it. Remember, most of us never get to go to events where the free scallops are at!

Anyway, the reason why oligarchs (and their roman soldiered media-paid lackeys) want Clinton at the top of the Democratic ticket is because they’re extremely adept at hedging bets. Think. They can easily go long or short on Clinton! She’s a proven tool for profits! Next ask: “Does Clinton and her ability for self-enrichment have a cozy relationship with Wall Street?” Fuhgetabout it … no need to ask!

Frankly, it doesn’t matter. The fact is America’s oligarchs, as historically well-proven, will always do well with any Republican at the helm. But, if need be, they’ll also do well with Clinton, like a back-up quarterback, at the helm.

But here’s the sad fact? It ain’t gonna be the multi-millionaire who’ll win. It’ll be the billionaire oligarch who’ll win. The self-enriched millionaire Clinton is a mere hedge!

Anyway, hooray for the working folk who’ve been screwed since Reagan-Bush. Indeed, lift a drink to hard-working people! Eventually we’ll all become so drunk we’ll be unable to define the difference as to who it is that’s screwing us. Ever wonder why drugs have flooded America? Here’s a hint: It’s not only for money!

Bottom line? Bernie Sanders would never screw Americans who want fried clams and a job capable of affording them!

In closing, Trump the billionaire will win over Clinton the multi-millionaire. Why? Because he’ll easily be able to convince voters America does not want two Clintons and two Bushes in four of the past five presidencies!

Don’t believe me? You watch!

PS: The only thing that can prevent this is wisdom at the Democratic Convention in Philly!

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