Bacon-Wrapped Scalloped Democrats vs. Fried Clam Democrats … Huh?


[Originally published as a Facebook Note, before Facebook decimated its Facebook Note feature.]

Have You Got Money For a Quart of These Today?

Let’s toast to the wine and cheese Democrats who succeeded, by the April 26th primary election results, destroying a once authentic, real grassroots anti-war/pro-labor Democratic Party that once strongly stood for working people!

Plain and clear, before it’s too late, please heed: It’s a mistake to have Hillary Clinton as the Democratic nominee!

She’ll be clobbered, she’ll get trounced, she’ll be destroyed, she’ll become decimated and. At a minimum, she’ll be thoroughly embarrassed by Donald Trump’s candidacy! Indeed, Clinton’s political hopes will be dismally dashed and done. Her political supporters will then peer a realistic glimpse into their respective condo-like mirrors. This rear-view image will be most unkind!

Did anyone, by chance, happen to hear Trump’s 4/26 victory speech? Or did political ‘insider’ earplugs block up the hearing? Image-wise, do you think Trump & The GOPwingers are champing their bits knowing they’ll finally have the long-sought opportunity to tear Clinton apart?

Ye of bacon-wrapped scallop desire — ye elite Democrats — who the hell told you Hillary Clinton was cool? She’s not! She’s not even “super!” Remember when it was cool to describe someone as “super?” Well, it’s not cool now and it really never was cool then! Hillary is not hip and she can’t win on the strength of Democrats alone!

The reality is rank and file working people want affordable fried clams. They want an authentic candidate. They’d appreciate, for example, going on a date — or if married, out to get away from the kids — and perhaps hit a clam shack and munch down enjoyable, thick-bellied fried clams! Problem is, today, they can’t do this.

Only a few Americans can afford them these days!

All the above in consideration, one wants a candidate running for the presidency who people can proudly, steadfastly and with confidence proclaim: “Right on … you’re with me and I’m with you.” But Hillary Clinton? I’m sorry, but the same old lobbyist-purchased bacon-wrapped scallop image won’t suffice. Remember, ordinary folks don’t get to hobnob at events where such scallops are freely offered under a veil of influence!

A Politician Feed: Lobbyist-Bought Bacon-Wrapped Scallops!

Let’s be real. The Republican presidential candidate is always in the bag for oligarchy. It’s a given. But the oligarchs — and their Roman-soldiered media-paid lackeys — want Clinton at the top of the Democratic ticket. They want their bets hedged so they win from both party nominees. They can go either long or short on Clinton! She is, after all, a proven tool for profits — whether the market is going up or going down.

So ask: Does Clinton and her ability for self-enrichment have a cozy relationship with Wall Street? You bet she does! Recent decades have shown, oligarchy can do every bit as well with a Democrat in the White House.

Here’s the sad fact? It ain’t gonna be the millionaire who’ll win. It’ll be the billionaire oligarch who’ll win. The self-enriched millionaire Clinton is a mere hedge for oligarchy!

Anyway, hooray for working folk who’ve become both mentally and economically screwed since Reagan’s privatization schemes. Lift a drink to hard-working people! Perhaps we’ll get so drunk, or drugged, with or without jobs, that we won’t even be able to define who it is that’s screwing us. America’s Drug War marches on!

The bottom line? Bernie Sanders would never screw Americans who want fried clams and a job capable of affording them.

In closing, Trump the billionaire will win over Clinton the millionaire. Why? Because he’ll easily be able to convince voters America does not want two Clintons and two Bushes in four of the past five presidencies!

Don’t believe me? You watch!

PS: The only thing that can prevent this is wisdom at the Democratic Convention in Philly!



Founder of Boston’s Climate Change Band; former NH State Representative; Created Internet’s 1st Anti-War Debate; Supporter of Bernie Sanders & Standing Rock!

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Michael Weddle

Michael Weddle


Founder of Boston’s Climate Change Band; former NH State Representative; Created Internet’s 1st Anti-War Debate; Supporter of Bernie Sanders & Standing Rock!